It's a very very mad world

In a way I think it's because you like to keep things neat and tidy, in a chaotic world. And in your little corner of design you're allowed to. So, you're making your little poop pile nifty, it's neat, it's tidy, in your little corner, and you can say: Look mommy, I've made a nice little poop pile! This is my deep and intrinsically complex analysis of why designers are designers: it's because they wish to please their mothers and order the world which feels chaotic.